![]() The game plays a little more like a visual novel, with you watching dialogue (fully voiced, thank fuck) from your faceless, 4th-wall breaking Captain and your various waifus. The reality is, however, somewhat different. So, if you got the impression from that this would be Mass Effect But With Lots of Tiddies then you are in the same boat I was when I bought in. On the Kickstarter the game was promised to be “a tactical RPG/SHMUP hybrid that takes place in a fully explorable galaxy where you get to be the Captain of your very own ship…which is crewed by the sexiest and deadliest waifus you can recruit.” Says a lot I suppose… I funded it for the memes and didn’t really think that much more of it until it finally launched v0.1 into Early Access on Steam last Friday. Not that this reflects extremely highly on it, I just don’t really do Kickstarter. Subverse is, to date, the only thing I have ever funded on Kickstarter. So strap in for the most unnecessarily detailed analysis of a game that by it’s own admission is for wanking purposes and having a laugh. I am indeed going to do all of those things and absolutely destroy my credibility in the process. WHY ARE YOU TAKING A PORN GAME SERIOUSLY? Are you really going to write out your detailed and in-depth thoughts about a satirical video game that’s absolutely unabashedly just high-grade wanking material?Īre you actually, genuinely, sincerely, going to make it public that you not only played a porn game but are properly analysing it? Aren’t you aware what that makes you look like? I mean, you’re taking a game seriously when it doesn’t even do that itself? And actually, as I’ve already said, it’s a BLOODY PORN GAME.
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